cookieglitch replied to your post:
Why would you even do that? Now we’re stuck with the mental image of Kit sitting saying “It’s 106 miles to London. We’ve got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, its dark and we’re wearing sunglasses” while Will facepalms
That’s actually not far off the distance from Stratford to London… *chinstroke*
thehoneyinthelion replied to your post:
i just cracked my head off the wall cackling well done
I feel like I should apologise for any injury but tbh I’m obviously a comedy genius so let’s just concentrate on that instead
I accidentally imagined modern!Will and Kit going to a fancy dress party as the Blues Brothers
WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD
easy there henry
whos henry what thef uck?
A young Ian McKellen as Shakespeare’s Richard II, 1968.
No but seriously, do you know how much money they could make if they just sold these little framed pictures of geoff?
it’s midnight i should be asleep but no i am thinking about a richard ii great british bake-off au
like idk bolingbroke gets sent off the show for a few episodes because he has a huge twitter argument with fellow contestant mowbray and they each accuse each other of sabotaging the competition which results in a very bad very televised duel with whisks and mowbray threatens bolingbroke with a mega-mix machine and bolingbroke threatens him with a blender and then richard throws his spoon or something between them and forces them to stop fighting this is a civilised baking competition guys
then they both get sent off the show in a disgrace but richard manages to only get bolingbroke suspended for a couple of episodes because he makes a rly good pavlova or something idk
but while bolingbroke is away richard steals all his secret recipes and bolingbroke is sitting at home on his couch like that’s my recipe i am so appalled
then northumberand, ross and willoughby start to plot to get bolingbroke back on the show early because stealing somebody’s eccles cake recipe is just uncalled for and one of them leaks the story to a newspaper and everybody starts a #bringbackbolingbroke twitter campaign and it’s rly successful.
so bolingbroke comes back and bakes a rly good brioche but richard is still star baker, then richard is like no bolingbroke you should be star baker and bolingbroke and mary berry and paul hollywood are so confused and there is some no take the star baker your brioche is better than mine malarkey as richard tries to pass his brioche to henry and henry ends up very confused but he’s star baker for this week yay.
and it seems that bolingbroke is going to win the competition but richard is still causing lots of trouble with his baking skills so star baker henry who rly wants to win and keep his star baker crown tweets sometimes you just wish somebody would replace some people’s sugar with salt #notrichard #starbakerproblems and then before the show exton sneaks to richard’s little mini kitchen thing and replaces all his sugar with salt and his jam with chilli sauce and oh no richard’s final bake is ruined and richard has so idea how it happened
so bolingbroke wins the competition and feels rly guilty about it because just because i tweeted to replace his sugar with salt didn’t mean you had to do it. goddammit exton how am i going to sell successful recipe books if it ever gets out that i was somehow connected to richard making a salty chilli flavored wedding cake which ruined his baking career
why he lick me
THIS IS SUPER COOL THOUGH IF YOU UNDERSTAND HORSES. LIKE THAT NIPPING IS A GROOMING BEHAVIOR HORSE’S DO TO BOND AND TO MAINTAIN AND IMPROVE SOCIAL BONDS. SO THAT HORSE IS BASICALLY TREATING THE CAT AS PART OF THE HERD AND SUSTAINING THE FRIENDLY BOND.
IT IS SAYING, “this tiny horse is very tiny but we are friends. Look at my tiny friend.”
Horses and cats get along really well actually! Cats in barns scare away all the rats and mice that frighten the horses. SO it’s less like the horse accepting it into the ‘herd’ as the horse saying ‘thank you, brave warrior, for protecting me from the scary chitter beasts.’
YO DUDE I SAW THIS ON DA A FEW WEEKS AGO AND I WAS LIKE “WHY DID SOMEONE SUBMIT SCREENSHOTS OF THE FILM?” BUT THEN I WAS LIKE HO SHIT IT’S A COSPLAY!!!!! THIS PERSON IS PERFECT
this is cosplay
THIS IS COSPLAY
I DIDN’T EVEN FUCKING.. I THOUGHT I WAS SCROLLING PASSED OLD SCREEN SHOTS FROM THE BLACK PEARL!?!?!?!?
HOW THE SHIT IS THAT A COSPLAY
Mean Girls - Richard III Edition
"Raise your hand if you’ve ever been personally victimized by Richard Gloucester."
I used to have a load of stuff about fandoms here but basically it all boils down to bearded men in period costume making sex puns. Sometimes also wizards, science, and old lady crafts.
I also run fuckyeahcharlesthesecond. No regrets, just Charlie.
The Lodger: Shakespeare on Silver Street - Charles Nicholl